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Friday, October 28, 2011

Yershari Ependi - Mr. Earth

Yershari Ependi


I. N. Aptap


Insanlar jemiyetining tereqqiy qilishigha ergeship, Yersharining ixtisadiy jehettin bir pütün gewdelishiwatqanini hemmemiz bilimiz, hemde mas halda "Yershari Kenti" degen isimni otturagha chiqarip ishletkimu xeli uzun boldi; Yene bir tereptin, Insanlarning Xelqara mesilelerni hel qilishtiki pikir ortaqliqlirining shekillinishi, Internet torigha oxshash uchur wasitelirining kamalet tapishi bilen, Yersharimiz xuddi bir organizmgha aylanip barmaqta...

Organizmgha aylan'ghan bu planetimizni "Yershari ependi" dep atap turayli (Burun uni "Bioearth" depmu atighan idim). Yershari ependining herqaysi organik ezaliri alliburun shekillinishke bashlighan...

Amerika Qoshma Shtatliri & Canada - Chong minge (Mukemmel qanun we demokratik ijtimaiy muhit arqaliq, bu ikki döwlet dunyadiki eng ilghar eqliy küchlerni özige tartip turidu)

En'giliye - Minge asti bezi (Bu döwlet gerche zimin jehettin nahayiti kichik bolsimu, biraq dunyadiki eng ilghar idiyelerning böshükidur)

Yehudilar - Bez (Hormon) (Yehudilar dunyaning hemme jayigha degüdek tarqalghan bolup, ular özining tirishchanliqi we eqil-pareseti bilen her jaylarning ixtisadiy we ijtimaiy tereqqiyati üchün zor töhpilerni qoshqan, xuddi adem tenidiki hormonlargha oxshash)

Erebiye & Iran - Jiger (Dunya neft zapasining 60%i mushu rayon'gha mujessem)

Hindistan & Junggo - Börek (Ahalisi alahide köp bolghan bu ikki döwlet, qandaqla qilishidin qet'iy nezer, maddiy bayliqlarni, mesilen suni, imkaniyetning bariche tejep ishletmise bolmaydighan teghdirdin qutulalmaydu)

Afriqa & Jenubiy Amerika - Öpkening ikki qanati (Bu ikki qit'ediki keng tebiiy ormanliqlar yersharidiki asasliq oksigen teminligüchidur, elwette, yene dengiz asti ösümlüklirimu bar)

Rusiye & Mongghuliye - May toqulmasi (Rusiyening sherqidiki keng zimin we Mongghuliye Xelqaragha nisbeten mewjutluqimu bilinmey kelmekte)

Türkistan - Qan aylanish sistemasi (Türkiy döwletler Yawro-Asiya chong quruqluqining merkizige jaylashqan bolup, döwlettler arasidiki munasibet "dengiz zamani"din "quruqluq zamani"gha yötkiliwatqan bügünki künde, bu zimin qaytadin herqaysi döwletlerni tutashturidighan qatnash tügünige aylan'ghusi)

Germaniye & Yaponiye - Ashqazan & üchey (Bu ikki döwlet insaniyetning eqil-parasetini turmushta ishlitishke bolidighan mehsulatqa aylandurushta alahide iqtidargha ige)

Yawropadiki bashqa döwletler we Okyaniye - Ilik

Internet - Nerwa sistemasi

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Mr. Earth


I. N. Aptap


US & Canada - Cerebrum (These two countries absorbing first-class intellect power of the World by it's perpect legal system and democratic social environment)

UK - Pituitary (Despite of its small territory, the United Kingdom is the cradle of most of pioneer ideas)

Israel (Jews) - Glands (Hormons) (Jews  are sprinkled over the Earth, and they contributed their ability and wisdom to development of local economy and society, just like hormons done in human body)

Arabia & Iran - Liver (60% of world oil reserves are in this area)

India & China - Kidney (Ahalisi alahide köp bolghan bu ikki döwlet, qandaqla qilishidin qet'iy nezer, maddiy bayliqlarni, mesilen suni, imkaniyetning bariche tejep ishletmise bolmaydighan teghdirdin qutulalmaydu)

Africa & South America - Lungs (The original natural forest in this two continent are the main oxygen supplyer of the Earth, of course, sea plants is another source of oxygen)

Russia & Mongolia - Fat tissue (The vast territory of east part of Russia and Mongolia is a forgotten region for the World)

Turkistan - Circulatory system (Turkic nations are located in the center of Eurasia, and with the substitution of marin times by Continental Times, the Area would became a transport hub of the World again)

Germany & Japan - Stormach & Intestines (These two nations have special ability in aspect of change human intelligence into products of life necessities)

The other countries of the Europe & the Oceania - Marrow

Internet - Nervous system

{ Note: This is only a joke __ not a decision by the Congress of UN, that, Please dont be so serious about it!  }


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